Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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