...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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