Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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