mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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