I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
try to milk me bitch
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