I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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