I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?