I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.