I would do horrible things to your vagina.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.