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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on

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