She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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