The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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