I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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