Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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