Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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