My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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