WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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