I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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