I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We got so high we made milksteak
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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