I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize