so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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