super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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