We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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