I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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