I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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