What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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