dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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