You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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