real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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