??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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