He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is wine microwaveable?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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