hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Let's get the cat blown out
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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