yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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