Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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