Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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