what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
