all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
is that a dick in a sweater?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap