Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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