Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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