Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
