I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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