As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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