I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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