I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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