Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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