We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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