So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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