It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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