he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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