He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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