Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
