Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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