Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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