Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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