i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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