I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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