Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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