Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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