you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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