Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I understand Curling. That high.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.