Nicole vs. Life
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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