Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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