She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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